COOL!

There an article in the papers recently which was written based on a research done by the University of Nebrasky of United States. The research was done to identify the most frequently used english word in conversations and they found out that it is the word COOL. According to leading researcher Prof. D. Kruman, he himself uses the word COOL so frequently and he could have easily used it 50++ times a day. This is probably how he achieved the feat.

student1: Good morning professor!
P. Kruman: Hey! good morning! A cool day we have huh.. U look cool today!
student1: Thanz. U look great too.
P. Kruman: Cool!

5 cool's in one greeting. Then in class.

P. Kruman: Hi class! Don't u all feel cool? Is the air-cool turned to its maximum?
Student 2: (raised his hand)
P. Kruman:Yes, that cool-looking young man over there. Do you have any queries?
Student 2: What's air-cool, professor?
P. Kruman: Air-cool? Oh, it's the machine which conditions the air so that u have a cool and comfortable environment to study in...got it?
Student 2: Alrite...(that's the air-conditioner! Stupid!)
P. Kruman: Cool!

Another 5.... Then at the school cafetaria.

P. Kruman: May i have a cool-blended latte, smoked turkey sandwiches and a cool-cream, thanks.
Waiter: Pardon me, can you please repeat your order?
P. Kruman: Ok, a cool-blended latte, smoked turkey sandwiches and a cool-cream.
Waiter: Do you mean ice-blended latte?
P. Kruman: Cool! Exactly!
Waiter: What the heck is cool-cream?
P. Kruman: Ice-cream! Got it?
Waiter: Alright..(Old fag!)
P. Kruman: Cool!

And 6 times more.... Then at home,

P. Kruman: Hi dear! How's your day?
Wife: Fine
P. Kruman: I had a cool day too!
Wife: Alright... (who cares)
P. Kruman: Why is the pasta so cool?
Wife: It's yesterday's
P. Kruman: Cool!
Wife: I had something to tell you.
P. Kruman: Cool! What do you want to tell me?
Wife: Can you stop saying the word cool? F*cking irritating.
P. Kruman: Cool down, dear! Keep your cool and we should have a talk.
Wife: You just did it again.
P. Kruman: Did i? Cool!
Wife: F*ck!
P. Kruman: Why are you acting so cool nowadays?
WIfe: I don't want to listen anymore.
P. Kruman: What's wrong with cool? COOL COOL COOL!
Wife: i want a divorce.
P. Kruman: Cool!..... hey.... wat? divorce?

13 times....

5+5+6+13 = 29 cool's.... already

Yes, no doubt how he can use it more than 50 times per day. Wat a freak!